tonite will be a long day for me as well for my colleagues. company is having tis 'Drinks Nite' to gel up the team and motivate us to work harder....NOT. hah. everyone is trying to cook up some excuse just to either 'siam' the event or to go off early. hilarious how each and everyone of us can come up with ridiculous excuses. here are some of the excuses we came up wif *hush hush dun tell my boss abt it eh*:
1. nahh...im a muslim i can't drink.
2. i have a curfew. need to be home by 11pm if not my dad will not let me in.
3. i need to put my children to sleep. as long as im not home they won't go to sleep
4. i need to pick up my script. i will join you later. (pretend to call so much later) errr...where is the place again, im lost...im getting tired finding the place. think i will just go home and rest. we can make up on another day (ps: tis fren is a part tym actor)
5. drink a glass, face turned red, pretend to walk as if really drunk. use the excuse to go home (ps: tis fren only drinks occasionally)
6. im a muslim, im not suppose to go pub. i shall join you all for dinner only den
7. i can't drink. if i do, i won't be able to sleep tonite. den my productivity will be affected tomorrow
it will be interesting to see employees trying NOT to make full use of situation when the big boss is giving a treat...cabottttttt!!!!
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